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I've been thinking little thoughts
07.29.04 (1:51 am)   [edit]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I have finally lost it and have absolutely no money!! and im finding it also very difficult to concentrate and spell correctly.

Ahh well, funness exudes anyway. Sarah finally gave me back my mental note cd which i bought months ago for her. (well we said we were gonna share and i never saw it again! Well now I am wearing sunglasses, which happen to be blue tinted ahh i know im always seeing the world through blue tinted glasses but now i am for real. OOOh jazz punk, what a genre. [LINE]
Ears: The Flyover, Mental Note
Eyes: Blue tinted computer screen
 
Its gonna be like three weeks!
07.27.04 (1:56 pm)   [edit]
This is crazy, its gonna be like three weeks til i see my suga again! She went away yesterday and isnt back b4 i leave on the 7th. VERY GRRR!![LINE]
Eyes: Walk This Way, Run DMC and Aerosmith
Ears: Same Same
 
Well I guess I'm eating my words now
07.26.04 (1:19 pm)   [edit]
So ok ok yea i am going out with liz now but i wasnt at the time was i?

Tis dawning on me that the whole music scene around cumbria is really starting to pick up speed which is really great. Oh im gonna plug circa records here cos 1st. I want a job there and 2nd. It kicks MVC's corperate ass. Circa is this great little indie record store in kendal, its down the alleyway next to booths, yard 39 methinks on highgate. The best thing? They stock local music! and vinyl. Well not much local music but its up to the bands to release music i guess... Go bands Go release music! dont just sell it at your gigs! [LINE]
Eyes: The Keith Barret Show
Ears: Damn why did the shaver guitarist have to go to a+e i mean they were pretty good! I mean i'm listening to Shaver's EPish album Made From Enchanted Silver. Probably.
 
Shameless Promotion
07.22.04 (8:57 am)   [edit]
Three Quarters
Shoes On Backwards
Mental Note Shaver
Samdans
5000 BC

Sat 24th July
The Brewery, Kendal
£3, Doors open 7pm
BAR OPEN
 
A Necessery Evil...
07.20.04 (4:53 am)   [edit]
Well I got bored and went on launchcast and of course it doesnt work in firefox does it? and for that matter netscape neither on windows so I had to use internet explorer Grrr. But is all for a good cause as it means i've created a neat radio station now!

Just go here [LINE]
Eyes: Thunderbirds (the original not the movie)
Ears: My station! (Bang, Yeah yeah yeahs)
 
Well I've been in town for just 15 minutes now
07.19.04 (1:21 pm)   [edit]
Hey well went into town with people, just generally were childish about things you know... Had fun.... [LINE]
Eyes: Big Brother
Ears: Last Nite, The Strokes and my mum screaming at me
 
Whoa! I have straight hair!!!
07.16.04 (11:33 am)   [edit]
This is crazy! Liz straightened my hair before any its all straight!!

How queer huh? but sorry no pictures! Hahaha [LINE]
Eyes: The Simpsons
Ears: Summer, Charlotte Hatherley (i told you it was addictive) [well not that way]
 
People say truth is stranger than fiction
07.14.04 (1:53 pm)   [edit]
Well, I agree with them. It most definatly is, especially when alcohol and other semi-illegal drugs are envolved. What's the old adage? Sex, drugs and rock and roll, well luckily my request for those went through karma central and life is a little more interesting... if slightly painful at times.

I guess thats what my life has been like all throughout I think I've missed the whole balance of interestingness to stableness because my life seems to be never stable always interesting. Hows that for philosophising huh? [LINE]
Eyes: Time Gentleman Please
Ears: Summer, Charlotte Hatherley (oh my god this song is infectious)
 
Do not leave this boy and girl together unattended!
07.14.04 (3:19 am)   [edit]
That phrase seems to be ringing true throughout my life at the moment for a few reasons. Not that I'm gonna explain them all to you maybe just the main one.

Well the main reason would be fran, you may want to read this first Fran's blog. Well first things first, that blog does not do justice to how horny she was lol. Let's just say we made good use of a shower... I'm sure none of you really want to hear details (esp. yasmin who will be shocked and disgusted by just that, lol) But yea the party was pretty great, we all watched monty python at 2am and we went outside pretty much clothes lacking (well just me really) but fun was generally had by all in the good old fashioned way of excess! Anyway ill go now, i really need a coffee or something....oh and i cant forget that natalie has a real cool digital radio we were all listening 2. I think her sis will be pissed off slightly tho...[LINE]
Eyes: Dexter's Laboratory
Ears: Spitting Games, Snow Patrol (love it love it love it)
 
Mmmmmm..... pasta
07.11.04 (11:49 am)   [edit]
Well its sunday and im eating pasta, yum yum yum! A few things I gotta say today.... Haha a pissed shark lol (the simpsons...)

First thing, well my life is going pretty much great at the moment. I have a cooler than being cool girlfriend (but she definatly aint ice cold :wink: ) As i said before im eating pasta which adds to a fulfulled life. Also no school and in august, i go to the mediterranian 2wice and the leeds festival as well (although getting there is gonna be a fucking bitch) but i do have to go back to school 3 or 2 days after my birthday tho...

Second thing is something I want to make perfectly clear to absolutly ever single person in the entire world and/or including universe. I am not going out with liz!, shall i say it again? I am not going out with (full name this time) Elizabeth Steele! I've had two people I hardly know tell me this fact in the last 24 hours. Yes we're close but there are other boy/girl friends that are close in the world! and no not will and grace, im not gay.(although will and grace is very good) Yea so to summerize not with liz but am going out with fran who is gorgeous and definatly hasnt lost her touch as she thought she had....thats a whole different story tho.... :wink:

Third thing is um well.....no third thing but aww finished pasta :( , might go get a hot chocolate! :D [LINE]
Eyes: The Simpsons (Marge wrote a book!)
Ears: Little Thoughts, Bloc Party (love this song)
 
This is my death wish!
07.09.04 (1:12 pm)   [edit]
Hey everyone, I've decided to incur the wrath of my best friend here by putting up a pic of her from our local paper today. (She really will kill me....but shes gorge anyway and she dont realise it). She's the one in the middle playing the claranet and yes they all are playing the claranet, she's just the middle one! She's really good at like the claranet and she's clever and everyone should compliment her in comments so she'll listen to me instead of being self depricating (second girl i've associated that with today, very strange...lol)



Hmmm so now what, well again i must said wow Fran is great and when i say great i mean great great great great greaty great. Actually does anyone know a synonym of great? Well thats about it for today.... oooh i should include a link to fran's blog, you know what? I will! (Fran's my girlfriend btw) Fran's Blog [LINE]
Eyes: IQ (i know posh, swot but bill bailey is on it so there)
Ears: Last thing? All these things I've done, The Killers
 
Alfonzary Part I
07.07.04 (12:54 pm)   [edit]
What is an Alfonzary I hear you cry? Well if you hadnt guessed, its a dictionary/glossary of my life and its gonna be in roman numeral parts as well just because I say so....

Lets start with one that will matter a lot over the next two years.

Sixth Form/noun/ My new prison for the next two years. Continuation of the compulsory british schooling system.
"How do I escape?", He asked "Punch Mrs Airey" They all said

Fran/colleq for Francesca, noun/ She is just a gorgeous great person! She has also great great breasts!! and she understands me completely and called me intelligent for some reason...
Fran is the greatest person I've been with when around cheese and beer... Full stop.

And the last for now but probably most important considering the last few months

Liz/colleq for Elizabeth, noun/ Liz is strange. She's my best friend and worst enemy. (well mostly best friend but at times...)
Liz is just liz [LINE]
Eyes: Other peoples blogs
Ears: Cannonball, Damien Rice
 
Me? Intelligent?
07.07.04 (12:22 pm)   [edit]
How can I be intelligent? Im drinking coffee from a fucking glowworm mug?! lol sorry its just somewhere on a blog somewhere (clue it was fran) said that im intelligent!

Im not intelligent. Look at me speell wronger! and destroy the. rules, of gramourrrr@/.

The real thing that proves I'm not intelligent, is falling into the strangest state of limbo between lust and love with a girl who felt nothing of the sort.

Ahh well that was fun and it reminded me to write a glossary for my blog. That will be up like a 1/8th size clone of me. Short-lee....Get it? [LINE]
Ears: All my life, Foo Fighters
Eyes: Same thing, Damn you boring senses! Liven my life up!
 
Wooooo 1001!
07.03.04 (2:02 am)   [edit]
Yeyeyey! I got my 1000th hit sometime since yesterday!

Well anyway now i have to go get pissed wet through to make money to go to honduras and stop thinkin bout a certain some1.[LINE]
Eyes: Spitting Games, Snow Patrol
Ears: As above (what a great song)
 
My new rule of thumb
07.01.04 (1:19 pm)   [edit]
Well, my new rule of thumb is....
If life is beginning to become more complecated than the philosophy and ethics of religion, then you certainly screwed up (or down) somewhere, boy!

In the last week, my mood has changed so much that i just stopped to get my mood indicator right... It never was.

I mean this has probably been the most life changing week of my life ever... and I mean ever but the worst thing is I can't talk about it to anyone because
a. they wouldnt understand
2. they dont need to understand
iii. i dont even understand

im gonna just steal a phrase from most of my female friends at kirkbie and just say....
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! [LINE]
Eyes: My own eyelids...
Ears: The Love Cats, The Cure
 

16 year old male sixth form student, brown hair, blue eyes Pretty eclectic taste in music just not r'n'b and the rest you'll have to learn by reading my blog

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