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Nope not in a talkative mood...
06.30.04 (12:06 pm)   [edit]
Sorry to disappoint you all but i aint... but the prob is i feel bad for not writing for days so heres an entry for you.

Eyes: Dexter's Laboratory
Ears: She's Electric, Oasis
 
Last exam tomorrow...
06.27.04 (12:41 pm)   [edit]
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Rancidmekay's Blog!

Well there we go, tomorrow is the last time that I am compelled by law to be in school. (Well give or take) and what should I be doing? Well revising but im not so it doesnt matter...

I'll have time tomorrow anyway...dont worry all of you.

Oh and by the way, does anyone know how to play poker out there. Well i know a bit but ive kinda forgotten.
 
oh yea cliched...
06.26.04 (7:46 am)   [edit]
I will never drink again....

Well at least not for a few days.
 
Wild Rabbit
06.24.04 (4:39 am)   [edit]
Ok strangest thing happened yesterday, well the strangest thing that isnt mildly perverted like they normally are.....

There was a wild rabbit in our bathroom for some reason. well the some reason being it was chased inside by one of our cats. So now we have a wild rabbit in a cat carrier in our ront room eating lettuce leaves...

Apart from that nothing much has happened, only one more exam left and then i have a full fun week of helping children perform zie drama! (well 2 days) and helping my old school on their sponsered walk... [LINE]
Ears: False Alarm, The Bronx
Eyes: Scrubs is about to start...
 
Anesthetized High
06.21.04 (1:14 pm)   [edit]
Hey everyone, I should be really happy about england getting through to the quarter finals and really I am but It's really overshadowed by the events of my life at the moment...

I mean, yes its great but it just feels like a distraction from other things at the moment you know? It's really strange cos I still can't sleep even tho my life is going pretty well at the moment and no im not stressed over exams or anything most of the time, they are the distraction now. I just want to start my summer and be drowned in just sex drugs and rock and roll, (though two out of the three is doing for now).

Ok and now some coolness, right we all watch Scrubs don't we??
Well Zach Braff (j.d) had written and directed a film called Garden State HTTP://WWW.GARDENSTATEMOVIE.COM.

Well I fell in love with it straight away and so should you! But i've only seen the trailer so you should all go there and watch it. It's been getting rave reviews (did i just say that?!) from alot of the american indie film festivals. Ok well thats about all from me tonight, must go and have a shower so I have time to revise my Physics for tomorrow... [LINE]

Eyes: Garden State Trailer (high bandwidth, not recommended for dial up)
Ears: Same as slightly above
 
Sundays
06.20.04 (2:18 am)   [edit]
Yay sunday! Day of relaxation and general nothingness. and it also happens to be fathers day (note to self, if ever need more socks, become a father...) Well actually my present wasnt to bad this year, i got my dad a 2 and a half pint glass
(you know it saves on getting up 1 and a half times for refills!!) Nope apparantly people ive been talking to dont see the neccessity but i do its obvious isnt it?

Annnnyway, only 2 more exams left!!!! How great!! Only physics and business studies left to go! but that means no more revision!! lol no that means no more pretending to revise and doing other things... [LINE]
Eyes: Wrestling(?) Yes wrestling i dont know why i just am, ok?
Ears: Laura, Scissor Sisters
 
Mmmmm...
06.18.04 (8:30 am)   [edit]
Mmmmm for the first time in weeks im now truly happy, how great is that? [LINE]
Eyes: Bulgaria v Denmark
Ears: Intergalactic, Beastie Boys
 
Boredom
06.17.04 (4:43 am)   [edit]
:shock: Sooo bored!! :shock: I have nothing to do at all i mean at all at all.

And one thing, those mobile phone ringtone adverts all the music channels in the uk are really pissing me off now. I mean all that seems to be advertised is loans and ringtones these days....What do you get the man and/or women you has everything?? A ringtone on loan it seems.

Grrr messenger keeps signing me out for no apparent reason! I want to do something!! Why does every1 else have to be busy when im not!! [LINE]
Eyes: Scrubs (Ha!! You and Liz missed out, yasmin!)
Ears: Stories, The Holiday Plan
 
Secrets
06.16.04 (11:02 am)   [edit]
Grrrr ive been blown off! and no not in that way, you weird sickos out there. I mean in the way my plans have been ruined. Ahh well nothing to do tomorrow mayb ill just watch movies by myself instead actually no ill watch 24 by myself cos no1 else likes that that I know! You see this is why I don't like making plans..... Cos people always change them!!

Anyway what was my essay subject? Oh yes, secrets. Well i was thinking about this and its interesting because well the whole point of this weblogs is to be open isnt it? Well the whole blogging thing has seemed to make me if anything well more secretive and i think its not because of the publicness of blogging, its because of the people i know who read my blog. Its because in the past few weeks ive been keeping secrets from people and some of those people read my blog so I guess I apologize to you all if you feel cheated about not knowing my whole life....
[LINE]
Eyes: Screenplay
Ears: Mr Brightside, The Killers
 
Tiring
06.15.04 (1:10 pm)   [edit]
Hmmm this is all just getting tiring.

All of it, school (well exams), fundraising for honduras, karate, my lack of a love life....everything its all just tiring. I mean im at one of those ebbs of my life where I just stop dreaming cos of my lack of sleep or should i say good sleep. And im not complaining or anything cos its gonna subside in like a couple of days, its just this is getting too routine for me now.... its like high for a day then low for a week then again for mayb half a day. Spose its better than the 6 month low that preceded this for a certain something or someone.

Anyway thats about it for tonight, so now to go and try at get at least an hours sleep, i have a very important french exam tomorrow!!!! :roll: [LINE]
Eyes: Two Pints of Lager and A Packet of Crisps (eagerly awaiting The Mighty Boosh and Scrubs)
Ears: Spitting Games, Snow Patrol
 
Grrrrr very Grrrr
06.14.04 (7:31 am)   [edit]
We lost buuuut at least we didnt try to save the ball with our nose instead of hands (well done barthez!)

Well i did it again. the same thing that happened last week i did it again but i really don't care anymore so hey ho lets go go go again and again and again. [LINE]
Eyes and Ears: Little Thoughts, Bloc Party
 
God save our gracious queen!!
06.13.04 (11:48 am)   [edit]
COME ON ENGLAND!!! 1-0!!! What a game so far! England playing brilliantly unlike usual.[LINE]
Eyes and Ears: England v France
 
I know a girl with the golden touch...
06.12.04 (12:06 pm)   [edit]
In the immortal words of Johnny Borrall, I do know a girl with the golden touch. Yes I know he was talking about mairead from queens of noize but im paraphrasing so be quiet!! and yes especially you sephorith if youre reading this lol 8)

Well lets start with a fact instead of me going idly on about my opinions. Well did you know that Q (music magazine) put Oasis's definatly maybe number 1 in the list of best british albums? Now i dont particularily like Oasis that much but i still think its a good album but (again...) I think that revolver by the beatles is better (that was number 2).

Ahh well now what should I talk about? First I have to bow down to Sephorith HTTP://SEPHORITH.TBLOG.COM for being so cool and giving me tbucks! :D . Now what? Hmmm yup thats about it.... I'll prob get bored and post again later tonight or later in the morning for you insomnic americans or just insomniacs generally from around the world. I love ya all equally! 8)
[LINE]
Eyes: Big Brother
Ears: In The City, Razorlight
 
Thinking hurts my brain...
06.12.04 (3:51 am)   [edit]
Hmmm and im going into non-compulsory education next year as well lol that'll hurt even more.

Yea ive just been thinking about events over the past week and actually thats a lie ive been thinking about an event from the last week. Ooh rudely interrupted by my stepdaad now back to this, um yea i think i have this tendancy to emotionally attach myself to things to easily and that really hasnt helped ahh well save my moaning for another day. :? [LINE]
Eyes and Ears: Power Rangers(!) yes really its soooo pop culture lolol
 
How cool is this?
06.11.04 (6:47 am)   [edit]
Portugese police are encouraging football fans to smoke weed than drink! I mean tis just a great idea. Cos it just stops ppl fighting which alcohol obviously does. They arnt gonna confiscate or arrest ppl if there in possession of it. Apparantly its a dutch idea.... really? :roll: Sounds like a very interesting Euro 2004!

Porque sim vocĂȘ pode fumar a erva daninha no stadium. Vindo em Inglaterra![LINE]
Eyes and Ears: Golden Touch, Razorlight
(That last parts in portugese btw use a free translator)
 
Mmmm nutritious breakfast and a good nights sleep...
06.11.04 (2:41 am)   [edit]
...of which I had neither. I didnt sleep well at all last night, im shattered in laymans terms (my eyes are blurring as I type this) and do you know what I had for breakfast? Toasted marshmellow sandwiches mmmm (no sarcasm there, it was verrry nice) Ahh well i must go and do something with my day so i have something to write about later. [LINE]
Eyes and Ears: Banquet, Bloc Party and now Ch-Check It Out, Beastie Boys
 
24
06.10.04 (12:18 pm)   [edit]
Noooooooooooo, 24 is putting a lump in my throat! :cry: Michelle and Tony just had a tearful reunion over phone and michelle is probably infected any tony will be a widower and chappelle, who is now the most likeable since he first started is about to be killed by the end of the hour mayb! Ahh well, the ups and downs of 24.[LINE]
Eyes and Ears: 24
 
I was just checking well if it would happen when im drunk or wasted
06.10.04 (8:48 am)   [edit]
Hmmm sorry about the title, its only gonna make sense to a few people.

Well anyway, i'm not gonna explain to you people because for two reasons, A. i don't want to talk about it 2. I don't want to talk about it and III. I have promises to keep. Hey wait that was three.

Apart from that I had an english test on which I'm pretty sure i've failed miserably lol well apart from my insane letter to our headmaster, (we had to write one, part of the test) ahh well i think im gonna go sleep, daydream and remember.[LINE]
Eyes: Nothing, Zip, Zada
Ears: Mr Brightside, The Killers.....yes again.....
 
How do you take up space on a blog?
06.09.04 (12:46 pm)   [edit]
Add huge amounts of quiz results!!

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Hmmm well thats really gonna piss off a total stranger....[LINE]
Eyes and Ears: Laura, Scissor Sisters and now Don't look back in anger, Oasis
 
OOOh very graphic!
06.09.04 (11:59 am)   [edit]
Well looky here it seems that, my blog has under gone quite a drastic makeover mmmm how do you all like it?

Well I myself think it looks quite "spiffy" *glows* (I just used the word spiffy!) Mmmm anyway eventful day, well first I got up and had a piece of toast and then I brushed my teeth and then.... (Will anyone get that? Well I suggest they watch, Why must I be a crustation in love? Futurama Series 2) Noooo I really had a french test which I found much harder than everyone else which was just creepy because I'm normally good at french listening. Then I went for a rain covered walk to yasmina's house which is very nice but she sleeps on the floor for some reason!? :roll: strrangee

Well thats about it, looks like its me signing off for the day. Have fun all[LINE]
Eyes:YAYAY Breaking Point!!
Ears: Maybe, N*E*R*D
 
Jealousy turning saints into the sea
06.08.04 (1:52 pm)   [edit]
Well not anymore anyway, yea well now that i've had time to think about a proper thing to say here today I think I will and I believe I shall use paragraphs as well!

Wow well look at this very tidy or should I say regarder tu? Well if it were the right grammar I would and yes I shall because tomorrow morning I have my first French exam which also happily is my penultimate French exam! What was I saying oh yea thats it well I seem to think I'm going leaps and bounds (who says that anymore?) in this whole getting over thing, I mean did spend about an hour in the same room and no badness exuded, (well i admit at one time but she was doing star jumps [and now i sound just strange {well stranger than usual}])

Well I'm not gonna mention names cos everyone who reads this is gonna know who im talking about anyway and even if you don't well it least then i'm keeping the whole air of suspense which is definatly a good thing. Or you could like try and read my mind and/or stalk me to find out but that might be a bit much. What is that little girl made out of? Just sugar

Well thats about it for today so all telepathically wish me luck for my french exam, I definatly will need it. [LINE]
Eyes: Who got the bay city rollers millions?
Ears: Stop, BRMC
 
Jenny was a friend of mine, hey wait actually she wasnt
06.08.04 (12:57 pm)   [edit]
Or mayb I did know a Jenny? Ahh I don't know a jenny but I know its a good song by the killers. Had my maths test today, i think im gonna fail and like oh no its just been the last episode of angel!!! :( [LINE]
Eyes: Last episode of angel.....ever!!
Ears: Jenny was a friend of mine, The Killers
 
Footy footy footy footy ENGLAND ENGLAND!
06.08.04 (8:30 am)   [edit]
Just a short one for now but i have discovered that mr weebl has created a hell of an update for his already popular badger flash animation. See it here WWW.FOOTBALLBADGERS.COM :D [LINE]
Eyes: Football Badgers
Ears: Hot Fuss, The Killers
 
Sorry for making such a hot fuss
06.07.04 (8:51 am)   [edit]
Yay yay yay!!! New album!! I just got The Killers album! Guess what is called, well im gonna tell you anyway, Hot Fuss. Its a very good album, well half of it anyway. Though grrr I got home and then I found the case was cracked! :evil: and im meant to be looking for a new bank account as well!! Ahh well just btw dont all worry I did well in my biology exam! Well I think i did but it seemed easy anyway right all? Yea anyway later everyone[LINE]
Eyes: Um nothing, my eyes are closed
Ears: Glamourous Indie Rock and Roll, The Killers
 
Yawn! Tired and Boredness
06.06.04 (8:35 am)   [edit]
Hmmm then again I guess I shouldnt have stayed up till 4am watching childrens tv programs though lol (but vr troopers was on etc.... please say you ppl know what that was talk about production values!) Anyway as usual sunday is boring, sunday should really being be renamed boreday or boringday or we could just end that topic there. Which reminds me, I was talking to one of my girl friends and why do female weemees only have 4 breast sizes? One of which being flat. Hmmm should be revising for my biology gcse but im not and if i do prob bring back bad memories or something. What you want to know why? Well im sorry but I do have to keep some element of intrigue or else what would I be? Seriously what would I be? I dont know![LINE]
Eyes: Futurama!!!! It rules!
Ears: Spitting Games, Snow Patrol
 
If a picture is worth a thousand words, why are captions so small?
06.05.04 (11:28 am)   [edit]
Just got back from manchester.....pics here HTTP://RANCIDMEKAY.BUZZNET.COM. Well what a result 6-1 to England, they played much better than against Japan but we cant get complacent. Wooo this breaking point on mtv2 is strange lol. Anyway im running out of things to say now oh oh wait i have something ever had a mocha? You know chocolate and coffee, well ive had a white chocolate mocha so my life is now almost complete :D.[LINE]
Eyes: Breaking Point
Ears: Talk Talk Talk, The Ordinary Boys
 
Well you know this should have a title...
06.04.04 (12:46 pm)   [edit]
but it dont so deal with it! Hey everyone, just back from karate, im quite good now too. Anywho just writing to say im going to the england game tomorrow! 8) So hopefully a few pics on my moblog as well HTTP://RANCIDMEKAY.BUZZNET.COM
Yup thats about it, later all.[LINE]
Eyes: Why Will and Grace of course! Dont forget the eviction though @ 10
Ears: Walk Idiot Walk, The Hives
 
Last Day of Half Term Dinnertime
06.04.04 (4:55 am)   [edit]
Mmmm i hope youve all come here from buzznet but if you havnt just link over to my photoblog first to see the background pic. HTTP://RANCIDMEKAY.BUZZNET.COM
Well here I am ending the least productive half term I have ever had, now most half terms are about getting away from school but seen as we are off timetable at the moment theres no school to get away from which explains the lack of doing things. Ahh i lie i have done things, ive gone back on my word once and also fallen out with my best friend/worst enemy/former aphrodite on thursday over the gone back wordyness but were always falling out over something so hopefully wont be for long. Tis just something I just dont want to back down on even tho I love her to bits (and not in all kinds of good ways either). Yes so to summarize all ive done is eat, try to sleep but fail miserably and shout sombrely (is that even a word???!) at people over messenger. Real fufilled week..... :roll: [LINE]
Eyes: Why on my computer screen watching music videos
Ears: Golden Touch, Razorlight
 
Two days after my first taste of blogging
06.04.04 (2:14 am)   [edit]
well would you believe it, two days after I started my first blog I have two of them. Well granted I have a good reason but still mayb its a bit excessive. Well anyway from now on this is my numero uno blogo, (did i just make up the word blogo? Well I hope I did, its a cool word! :idea: )
Anyway back to what I was saying so every firstly read this or for the jist (strange word) go to my photoblog of many short words (well apart from the poem on there) HTTP://RANCIDMEKAY.BUZZNET.COM
Well laters all[LINE]
Eyes-Bugs Bunny and Road Runner Movie "Kill tha wabbit!"
Ears-Walking After You, Foo Fighters
 

16 year old male sixth form student, brown hair, blue eyes Pretty eclectic taste in music just not r'n'b and the rest you'll have to learn by reading my blog

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